Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Nightmare

I had a dream last night that I was pregnant.

With quadruplets.

And I gave birth in a public bathroom.

No, thank you.

I really want to be a mother, sometime in the next five years. But for the love of God, please don't let me have multiples. If I had four, I'd just keep one and give the rest away as Christmas presents to my family. "Here, Mom! Dad, you said you wanted another grandbaby, here's one you can keep!!" And I'm sure I've got a friend who needs a baby. Like, "Katie, here's a little ginger snap for you!"

Sounds like endless fun to me!

5 comments:

Katie Bonk said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joan said...

Glad you didn't include my on your gift list. I don't like children.

Joan said...

meant "include me". I was smart until I had children.

KariBeri said...

wow.. i have a hard enough time with one and was stupid enough to get preggars with a 2nd! But your future kids will be adorable with your goregous red hair!

Carmen said...

I will take one off your hands.