Monday, February 19, 2007

attention greensboro.

So, all of you people with connections and Greensboro, and those who live in Greensboro, I've got a question for you.

Do you or anyone you know have any connections with the Greensboro traffic court people? Or do you know any not-costing an arm-and-a-leg traffic lawyers?

Let's just hypothetically say I got a speeding ticket yesterday. And hypothetically I have a mandatory court appearance in Greensboro on March 28th. Any suggestions? Anyone?


Nothing starts out a long, boring drive home from Durham like a God-awful speeding ticket.

At least my weekend before that was good. I made $127.00 bar tending at the brush on Friday night. Saturday night I got into a pellet gun fight at a pirate party in Raleigh. It was awesome to be able to pelt Foliage with little plastic balls. Those things hurt when fired point blank. I would love to show you pictures, but I forgot to recharge the batteries in my camera.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Speeding ticket? mmmhmm, sure it was. It's ok, Allison, we'll keep your secret you can tell us what you really did. =P

Katie Bonk said...

Way to go Speedy! When I got my ticket, I got a ton of mail from attorneys wanting to take my case. Just find the cheapest one and let them go to court for you to argue improper equipment or something.

The Wife said...

at least $127 is a lot of money. i hate tickets. you sure were ill about it. xxoo

Allison said...

thanks.. but i still don't hear anyone with connections.. hello?

Joan said...

Sorry no connections. My coworker uses an attorney w/the last name Swisher when her son got a ticket. He suppose to get you out of anything but he's not cheap. Good luck.

Allison said...

thanks yall. i guess i'll just get a lawyer.

Marie said...

Can't you just send in the amount of the fine/ticket ahead of time and not go anywhere near G'boro?
That is, unless you want to contest the ticket or get the speed reduced...not that I know anything about speeding, of course.