Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A Text Conversation..

A text conversation between two coworkers during a day-long 50-person meeting:

S: U should randomly scream

A: U should loudly fart

S: Get Ready

A: I'm waiting

(A few minutes later...)

A: Walk to tha bathroom and trip on the cords up front

S: Walk to the br go in and start screaming obscenities

A: Go in the kitchen and start peeing in the fridge

S: Go up and stab andy w ur car keys

A: Go up and dry hump him

S: Melt a snickers w a lighter and draw a pentagram on the table and summon demons to consume his soul

A: Go get your car and crash it through the side of the building and then get out of the car and start singing opera

S: Go to rock barn and steal the mower and bring it back and setup a 2 dollar haircut booth

A: Go to LA and get Britney Spears and bring her back and offer 2 dollar sex

(A Few more minutes later..)

S: This guy has smoked something illegal within the last 3 hours

A: HOw do you know? did u share a J?

S: Meth @ motel across street off a hookers back

A: Hope you didn't get gynosyphaherpeles

S: Cant get what u already have

7 comments:

Katie Bonk said...

UNCLEAN!!! UNCLEAN!!!

You left out the part about the massage... (Which is okay with me!)

Carmen Eckard said...

Sounds like a fun day. :)And, I'm out of town for a bit.

Joan said...

I knew the other person had to be Katie.

Katie Bonk said...

Joan- I was just an innocent bystander! That was all Allison and her co-worker!

KariBeri said...

lol.. i about split my sides from laughing! "S: Melt a snickers w a lighter and draw a pentagram on the table and summon demons to consume his soul" was a wee bit disturbing. lolo

Allison said...

My friend Stephen (the one in the picture) is the "S" in this situation. He is a bit demonic and disturbing in nature... sometimes..

Joan said...

I find people named Stephen spelled that way can be disturbing.