S: U should randomly scream
A: U should loudly fart
S: Get Ready
A: I'm waiting
(A few minutes later...)
A: Walk to tha bathroom and trip on the cords up front
S: Walk to the br go in and start screaming obscenities
A: Go in the kitchen and start peeing in the fridge
S: Go up and stab andy w ur car keys
A: Go up and dry hump him
S: Melt a snickers w a lighter and draw a pentagram on the table and summon demons to consume his soul
A: Go get your car and crash it through the side of the building and then get out of the car and start singing opera
S: Go to rock barn and steal the mower and bring it back and setup a 2 dollar haircut booth
A: Go to LA and get Britney Spears and bring her back and offer 2 dollar sex
(A Few more minutes later..)
S: This guy has smoked something illegal within the last 3 hours
A: HOw do you know? did u share a J?
S: Meth @ motel across street off a hookers back
A: Hope you didn't get gynosyphaherpeles
S: Cant get what u already have
7 comments:
UNCLEAN!!! UNCLEAN!!!
You left out the part about the massage... (Which is okay with me!)
Sounds like a fun day. :)And, I'm out of town for a bit.
I knew the other person had to be Katie.
Joan- I was just an innocent bystander! That was all Allison and her co-worker!
lol.. i about split my sides from laughing! "S: Melt a snickers w a lighter and draw a pentagram on the table and summon demons to consume his soul" was a wee bit disturbing. lolo
My friend Stephen (the one in the picture) is the "S" in this situation. He is a bit demonic and disturbing in nature... sometimes..
I find people named Stephen spelled that way can be disturbing.
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