Last night my old roomate nick came to visit me. He has nose issues (it's always runnin). and he went to get a tissue. when he reached them, out came a sneeze.. i quickly tried to be funny and said "EW!"... his reply?
"What'd you think was gonna come out, flowers & puppies?" ok it made me laugh.
and then we were watching the Simpsons. Moe went to call a stripper for Principal Skinner's bachelor party.. he opened up a phone book and turned to a page with a giant add that said:
U - SAVE STRIPPERS
if we send your daughter, it's free!