Thursday, June 09, 2005

2 funny quotes

Last night my old roomate nick came to visit me. He has nose issues (it's always runnin). and he went to get a tissue. when he reached them, out came a sneeze.. i quickly tried to be funny and said "EW!"... his reply?
"What'd you think was gonna come out, flowers & puppies?" ok it made me laugh.

and then we were watching the Simpsons. Moe went to call a stripper for Principal Skinner's bachelor party.. he opened up a phone book and turned to a page with a giant add that said:
U - SAVE STRIPPERS
if we send your daughter, it's free!

-hahahahahaha!

2 comments:

Katie said...

Unacceptable I say!!!
See you tonight!

Allison said...

maybe maybe