haha funny stuff

ok, so you all know by now how big of a star wars geek i am.. but i'm not as bad as this dude.. hey, at least he's funny:
http://www.andy-hawley.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/piemansstarwarssite.htm

Now, if you're too lazy or scared to actually visit this site, here's a funny excerpt:

"Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If you Substitute the Word Pants

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We’ve got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment sown to retrieve them. See to it personally commander.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye wamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421… Why aren’t you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they don’t have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke… Help me take these… pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That things operational.
18 Don’t worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you’d like it better back in your pants your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your Sister!
21 Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
22 yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire have taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought."


ahhhhhhhhhhh i love being a huge freakin dork.. oh and i'm thinking of building a darth vader dummy for the backseat of my car, any suggestions?