HEY! guess what today is!! i know you know. and if you don't know, you're a dork.. well i guess technically if you DO know, you're a dork.. ok ok, do you want me to just tell you? it's the most important day of the year! Johnny Depp's Birthday!!
Happy 43rd birthday johnny!! i'll drink to you!
everyone raise a glass!
and stick out your ass!
A toast to us all tonight!
now blow off the foam!
there's no going home!
So drink to your heart's delight!